I’m so tired and I literally can’t get out of bed bc I’m so fuckinh sleep y and I jusr want a cute boy to rub my back and kiss my forehead and make me giggle and hold me while we sleep ugh please
I really wanna write destiel but I’m so use to writing jalex and I feel like I can write their characters semi-well and with destiel it’s new, it’s a different fucking world and half of the pairing is a damn angel but they’re right under jalex in my otp’s (only them, tbh, just those 2) and idek I’m rambling but I don’t know what to dooo :c
Anonymous asked: Omg I'm so sorry *hugs* I love you both! you two are my favorite writers omg! I'm so embarrassed
Nonono I love her this was the nicest compliment because her writing is so much better than mine so to mistake me for her is the cooliest ahaha brightened my day, dear. Don’t be embarrassed! Thank you v much c:
Anonymous asked: Did you post your chubby jack fic? Sorry I'm kinda new to the fandom and I'm not sure if I missed it
I’m gonna fucking cry you just mistook me for jalexaremyhomeboys and she’s my favie ugh. I actually don’t know if she posted it, but I don’t think she has yet because I wanna read it but I don’t think she posted it. You’re cute though and ily. You could go ask her though, love. :*
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3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
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7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
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12. Ideas of a perfect date
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Anonymous asked: thank you for your help (: i shaved down there a couple of hours ago and did a really shitty job so now i just have to wait for it to grow back *sighs*
That’s totally normal ahaha happens to all the ladies. It gets easier as you do it but don’t over do it bc it’s bad for your skin! I only do it once or twice a week. (unless I know sexy times is gonna happen cough cough)
No problem, dear!
Anonymous asked: to the anon asking about shaving down there, waxing is also a really good option that I'd definitely recommend. it gets rid of all the hair everywhere (including in those gross little cracks here and there), it doesnt grow back for another month maybe more, and it also eliminates the risk of cutting yourself. Although it can be expensive (i usually pay $35-40), if you can afford it it's definitely worth it. Plus, it doesn't hurt as much as you'd think, the breif pain is defa worth the result ;)
This is also true, but because she said for the first time, I figured she was kind of younger like, 15 or something and waxing is different for everyone. I cried when I got my eyebrows done and now I stick with plucking, but it might not hurt as bad for some people! I mean, maybe when I live on my own I’ll give that a go, but atm I’ve got 2 brothers and my parents and I don’t need them to know about me waxing my naughty parts ahaha.
I’m feeling feelings bc of The Strokes because they’re like, mid thirties now and I’m watching their old videos and they were such little babies then and Julian with his dirty, beer washed hair and Albert and Fab had afros and before Nick had his jesus hair and when Nikolai looked the exact same and I wanna talk about them bc they’re my favorite and I’m emotional and I just feel like crying I think idek, fuck
Title: Call It Fate, Call It Karma (10/?) — X
Main Pairing: Jalex *Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth*
Warnings: Bad words, smut
Word Count: 2133
Title Credit: The Strokes
Jack is being sent to live in America as Alex’s maid, or house cleaner as the former likes to call it. The housekeeper only speaks when he needs to, afraid of stepping out of line in any way and being forced back home to Italy, praying the other man won’t find out that he’s not legally a citizen and lied to get the job. His family back home, if you could call them family, they don’t speak to him for multiple reasons, but the young boy was happy to rid himself of the dangerous parts of his family; the parts he doesn’t speak of anymore. He only took the job for his mother and little sister, hoping someday he’ll be able to bring them to America with him. But if he stays on Mr. Gaskarths’ good side, hopefully the fear of deportation will fade, like the memories of his family did. If only the mere presence of the rich home owner didn’t make Jack’s blood boil.
Alexander Gaskarth is basking in his father’s success at the young age of twenty three. The young man has the life he’s always wanted, and the life he always knew he would get. He has the loving family, no responsibilities, the beautiful house filled with expensive furniture, all free of charge for him, thanks to his father. His family is perfect; rich father with the beautiful wife and the perfect son, whose charming and handsome, loved my many. His parents know they won’t be getting any grandchildren from him, but they’re okay with it as long as their precious son is happy, which is just another example of how nice it is to be Alex Gaskarth. He’s actually pretty sure his life couldn’t get much better.
But it could definitely get a whole lot worse.
aziz ansari’s comedy special is on and I’m so happy I love him so much. I’ll see ya’ll in an hour, okay ya beauts? Muah :*
Anonymous asked: 8. top 5 turn ons
Could I just put Misha Collins for all 5 orrr
no but really. here we go, um. being smart. not making fun of me for my off obsessions and taking an interest in them is hot. dark eyes but also blue eyes, I just really love eyes. Really structured jaw lines like yes please. asserting dominance but not in a mean way, just like growly and like, pushy against a wall and biting. Idk. That I guess.
Anonymous asked: Age?
18! I’m an adult :c
Anonymous asked: Do you know of any cool ways to style your hair, like if you're going out for the day?
I hate doing my hair ugh. I just curl it loosely or straighten it bc my hair barely holds a curl as is. I wish I could help you but tbh I’m awful with hair and makeup stuff lol
Anonymous asked: after shaving, how long does it take the for the hair to grow back?
It depends on you. I’d say like, 3 days. Take a guess by how long it takes your leg hair to grow back. Only I think it grows back slower than leg hair. Does this even make sense anymore? I hope so lol.
Anonymous asked: excuse me yes hello world I would just like to point out that I *technically* just got brenna kissus you should all be jealous okay you can go home now
you’re actually so cute oh my god tears I swear
you guys are my favorites